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A typical denial when caught munching the muff on the other side of the fence
Reporter: "Did you offer to perform cunnilingus on a female staffer?"
Rob Ford: “I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home"
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The phrase is used either when one person doesn't want to do what another person tells them to do or someone sets something/someone on fire. Now it is usually adapted to make more sense in a conversation or when giving a girl a Charizard.
Ash: Charizard, use Fire Blast!
Charizard: (burns Ash) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!
Rapist: It's raping time!
Rapee: (Kicks rapist in the balls) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO RAPE ME!
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The guy I was dating didn't have a fat meaty dongle. That's what it means. In a poll of 100 women who have cheated on their boyfriends; this will be their response to the question "why did you cheat?" 100% of the time.
Some guy "Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend?"
Some chick "Yes"
Some guy "Why did you cheat?"
Some chick "Umm... I just felt like I wasn't getting enough out of the relationship."
Some guy "And what do you mean by that?"
Some chick "What I mean is that I was dating a guy and then I met a different guy who had a fat cock. I wanted the fat cock inside of me so I let him jam it inside of me."
Some guy "So then why didn't say that instead of your initial answer?"
Some chick"Because I don't want people to think I'm a piece of shit."
Some guy "Is that what a piece of shit would do?"
Some chick "......"
Some guy "Because if you're initial answer is just 'femanese' for your actual answer, then you look like a piece of shit either way. Like... It's a direct translation."
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A casual, subtle way of calling someone stupid, as they do not have enough memory in their memory card. Or, in other words, not enough memory in their brain.
Person 1: Does 2 + 2 = 5?
Person 2: You don't have enough memory in the memory card. Is your memory card set correctly?
A saying that means if you commit enough bad actions, eventually those actions will spiral out of your control.
"Remember Sarah, who used to take Adderall in college? She just got arrested for aggravated assault and petty theft."
"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."
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I think you are high enough to backstab me
I think you are high enough to backstab me
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I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit
*Posts picture 1/2 naked*
I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram
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