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When 3 people eat out eachother buttholes and the same time, and using their tongue in a whirlwind motion.
I just got popped in the butt,and I didnt get the European Blender.
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Different from an american shower. When you get up in the morning, you just wash your face and run some cologne in your hair. The europeans are known for having lower standards or cleanliness.
Lady: Hey co-worker, your hair looks all greasy and you smell funny, did you even take a shower this morning?
Guy: Yea, i took a european shower.
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Carefully crafted tall european buildings, mostly found in germany, france, madrid and in some cases sweden. They are aesthetically pleasing and have breathtaking view. The most superior type of structure known to the world. With greenish brown tinted windows, a creme textured surface, a golden-brown dome for a rooftop and soft pink doors, these are the most beautiful architectural designs in the history of man kind.
did you see that that stunning building when you went to madrid? it was breathtaking.
the best kind of skyscraper in the world... its got to be a European Skyscraper
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Its a mythical creature that lives on the shores of europe. If you make eye contact with the fish you will have spontaneous rashes and unbelievable itching. To make this go away pat your head and turn around three times. If this doesnt work the call your local mythical creature hotline
"dude thats a european catfish, o crap man whats this rash."
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Now come on guys, only 7 entries to define the Common Market?
The 'union' is purely a business thing in order to sell stuff more easily. If anyone thinks it is anything other than an extension of ronald mcdonald type hegemony then you need to watch a lot more Simpsons, South Park and Steve Bell.
My grandchild has a a portuguese mother, an english father and she was born in france. Eventually the portuguese authorities will give her a passport but this will take up to four months. Meantime she cannot travel and we cannot see her. So where is the 'european union' in that? I have to say that the quicker this charade called 'democracy', with which the rich and powerful dazzle us, is exposed as a money making lie, the better.
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When someone has ridiculously long pubic hair, and you swing underneath them whilst holding onto their pubes.
"Dude! Jenna TOTALLY let me give her a european ropeswing last night!"
"Man, her pubes were so long that I could have done a european ropeswing!"
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When a man and two women in and/or from the continent of Europe engage in the sexual act of placing the male's penis between the women's vaginas. The women then begin to scissor, stimulating both the male and themselves. Sauce optional.
Girl #1: I'm so hungry, but I'm on a diet!
Girl #2: How about a European Burger?
Girl #1: What's that?
Girl #2: Well, it's really filling, I'll tell you that much...
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