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A phrase used on social media when you say something bold or controversial and don't want people to reply or make a conjecture against your statement.
Karen: 5G causes corona, don't even @ me!
Everyone else: ...
When a choice someone makes has no logical or acceptable reason why it was made and you have to question how it even became an option before said choice was made.
John: That lady at the gym with a mustache can bench 300.
Larry: She has a mustache? How is that even an option?
Potato Bob: So yea, I got a pet Dandelion the other day.
Larry: ...How is that even a option? Of all the pets you could choose from you got a pet plant. You could have got something normal like a cat, a dog, a bird or even something a little different like a ferret or pig but you chose a motherfucking Dandelion? QUESTION FUCKING MARK. THE FUCK IS YOU TALM BOUT?
person 1 *freaking out*
Me "chill out, don't even fret dog"
what kids say when they lose to someone with something better in a online game.
player 1: LOL I HAD A PISTOL AND YOU HAD A AK47 AND I STILL WON, HAHAHAHAH TRASH.
player 2: Shut up idiot I was not even trying
When you aren't trolling. Straight up, something crazy happened and people don't believe you.
"I'm not even trolling bro, I 360 no-scope headshot that default from across the map!"
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A response one would make to an annoying remark.
*guy says a dumb thing*
"Can you even?!?"
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A method Walt Disney employees use to politely tell you to go fuck yourself.
Customer: What do you mean I can't have an extended checkout?
WD employee: It just isn't possible at this time Sir, Have a magical evening.
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