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(n.) Alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. The experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.
That guy has had a near death experience.
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A real experiment made by the Legendary Science Teacher Mr. Simon Lo, it speaks of Lo dating two girls. He could not decide on who to make his wife, so he took the two girls to the same theatre to watch the same movie and then went to the same restaurant and ate the same stuff, just on different days. Legend has it that he observed the reactions of the two girls and chose the one who was happier as wife. This he says to all F1 students he teaches to speak of the importance of "fair tests".
Student A: have you heard of The Girlfriend Experiment
Student B: no matter what, whoever did this must be dumb
S. Lo: (slams book on table)
everyone: oh no
And THAT'S why you shouldn't speak of this.
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The #1 best anime in existance. Not for the type of anime fan who prefers anime with mechas, "pretty" girls with superpowers and schoolgirl outfits, or space combat.
The only time I ever get to watch Serial Experiments Lain is on TechTV's Anime Unleashed, and TechTV isn't even on basic cable!
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don't fuck with Golden Experience Requiem
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A play on words relating to near death experience.
The feeling you get when you enter in your username and password into something important (Facebook, bank websites, e-mail, video games you've invested years of time into) only to find that your password doesn't work.
This often leads to a sinking feeling in your chest which quickly leads to increased heart rate and paranoia, and everything that is at stake flashes before your eyes like your money, private messages, or that +9 GTB Thorny Shield you spent years camping for.
Though typically, you haven't actually been "hacked", but really:
1. You have caps lock on, and your password is case-sensitive.
2. You typed the right password in right too fast, and somehow managed to fuck up three, four, or even five times. (See: failure)
3. After making sure you type each letter firmly and individually, you quickly realize that you:
A) Entered in the wrong username that looks similar (Johndoe696996 instead of Johndoe696969)
B) You changed your password, and you forgot you ever changed it.
If none of these are the case, then you have either been keylogged (Again, see: failure), or you have violated the Terms of Service and have been banned.
Dude, I just had a near hack experience after failing to login to my main World of Warcraft account four times in a row.
It turns out I had my caps lock on the whole time.
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Something or someone who radiates awesome on a regular basis.
Anything so awesome it will blow anyone's mind.
"Damn, that halloween party was totally the Zoe Lynch Experience."
"Ugh i feel so crappy i definitely need a dose of the ZLE."
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An experience you will have if you do way too much blow and PCP. Causes you to hallucinate and imagine a small animated reflection of yourself to prance around narrating your life.
Last night after a tooth rotting meth episode.
Me: blah, blah, blah BLAH. Blah, blah blah.
Mom: What the fuck IS that? An ant...or something?>
and that's the lizzie mcguire experience
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