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failure to launch

when a girl can get the guys penis "up" because of her grossly, disgusting looks

molly i cant get hard because your to damn ugly. ther fore causing a "failure to launch"

by justin gib November 21, 2006

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Ironic Failure

When someone Fails at something they are amazingly good at or when someone dies in a ironic way but funny at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you know i pwn at gears with the chainsaw?
guy 2: Really lets play today. 3 hrs latr
Guy 2: Damn, i thought you said you were good
Guy 1: I never said that (Denial)

IRONIC FAILURE

by ThAtOneMexiCanDudE94 April 15, 2010

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An Urban Failure

When people post words on Urban Dictionary, but the negative votes outweigh the positive votes.

A: Dude! That concert was so bomb dot com!

B: -looks up word on urban dictionary-
Only 1000 likes, and 3800 dislikes? What an urban failure..

by mplmaoxp November 11, 2010

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Commercial Failure

A commercial failure is a group that does not reach expectations of success, especially a group who's fanbase is loud with little to no action behind them.

please note: if 'the shoes fit' the term commercial failure may or may not lead to you getting suspended and any platform of choice. i.e. twitter by triggered kpoppies.

origin: @jungianbts

fandom: BTS ARMY

'your faves are nothing but commercial failures'
'commercial failures who bundles and still couldn't reach ______, how embarrassing'

'i am an army but i dont we should call other groups "flop". calling other groups "flop" is so petty. we can honestly do better. so step up the game and call them "commercial failures" like they are.'

by Lanny12 February 27, 2020

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Magic failure

Similar to epic failure which is failure when success is highly probable, magic failure occurs when a process or operation that has a 100% chance of success inexplicably fails.

Person A: I do this process the same way I always do, I know it works, but for some unknown reason, it will not and there is nothing wrong.

Person B: Magic failure...

by konkakonkadudu November 5, 2011

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Catastropic Failure

Any malfunction of massive proportion, geographically located between the Tropic of Cancer and Tropic of Capricorn.

"The BP oil spill was just north of being a catastropic failure.

by TheCapitalC May 19, 2011

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failure in life

When a person has lost all hope in life and has no goals or ambitions set and even if they did they wouldn't be able to maintain them.

Hey I'm going to go out and try my luck with all the women...
Ok, best if luck.

*Sighs* I was rejected by all 300... I have lost all hope, I'm such a failure in life!

by Pablo890 October 20, 2022

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