False Fag

A derogatory term used by homophobes to describe a person who has transitioned from being gay to straight.

"Did you hear about James? He's become straight again."
"That fucking false fag, I knew it all along!"

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False lie

Purposly claiming a known truth is a lie.

Jamie said that Minecraft doesn't exist but that is a false lie

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false-er

someone who does not tell the truth; specks lies

HE is a false-er, he said he was 18 but really is 16.

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False religion

1 A really ironic thing to say when describing any religion.

1 Some guy: "Thats a false religion you twat" Other guy: "You realise that all religions are probably made up so what is a false religion?"

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false alert

It's when you sit down on the toilet to defacate and just gas comes out.

Anthony ran to the toilet with the squirts from to much perks but it ended up being a false alert. "just Air"

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False Religions

Fake True Religions.

EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: "Yo, son! He got himself some nice True Religions! He's mad fresh!"
Person 2: "Chill, Nigga. Them ain't no True's. Them's some False Religions!"

EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: "I copped me some true's!"
Person 2:"Get outta here wit yo fake ass."
Person 1: "Fake? Boy! I got these in SoHo!"
Person 2: "More like China Town! You got yourself some False Religions
nigga."

So yeah. False Religions can be identified as fake by the design of the back.

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false advertisement, the

Another great cruel sex move! This one is from Ontario, Canada:
While having sex in the doggy position the male pulls out and proceeds to spit (saliva) on their partners back. Thinking that a load of semen has been dropped and sex is over, the said partner turns around to kiss her lover, only to have the real load shot square in his/her face! Classic!

Humiliated, Suzy dumped Billy shortly after he gave her the false advertisement.

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