keeping it in the family

Partaking in incest

“Why do so many people in this town have the same last name? Are they keeping it in the family or what?”

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family sabotage

When you're single, your parents and married siblings, often with children, are demanding of your time. They expect you to attend their functions or aid them with little or no notice, and with little or no appreciation. Since you don't have a spouse or children, they incorrectly assume that you're not as busy as them. Work, social events, dating, and friendships suffer because of it. This prevents you from getting even because it impedes your search for a mate with whom you can procreate. It's difficult to ever get retribution, especially as a youngest child. This is common with ethnicities with strong family bonds who use guilt to maintain closeness, such as, italians, mexicans, armenians, indians, persians, and jews.

Heather: Hey Jenny, are you going to the match.com event tonight?
Jenny: I can't, family sabotage, I have to help my niece with her homework tonight.

James: Dude, are you going to Stephanie's birthday party tonight?
Henry: Ugh, no, family sabotage, I have to babysit my nephew.

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Fizzy Family

A Family that accepts you for who you are <3

Person 1: Are you a fan of Deefizzy ?
Person 2: I'm not a fan, I'm part of the Fizzy Family <3

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proctor family

the proctor family is a group of stoners that get together on proctor street in tacoma, washington. most of them are loveable and funny.

Person 1: are you gunna be on proctor today?

Person 2: hell yeah. i'm kickin' itt with my proctor family

or

i love our proctor family. hey! let's go smoke some weed!

or

wheres the proctor family? i need a stoag.

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family simulator

a sex game that's on every porn site, you can't dodge the ad, there is 5% you can dodge it but that's it.

jojo: hey have you heard of family simulator

me: oh my god shut the fuck up everytime i go on any porn site i always see a fucking ad for family simulator

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family of glowies

family of glowies is the governments that are in the 5,9,14 eyes and share your data like its air

Windscribe,PIA,HMA are all part of the family of glowies

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Nuclear Family

The typical family depicted on television commercials which depict a happy, loving, tight family enjoying whatever item that the commercial is depicting. Sadly, this is not the way that most real life families act.

John: "Dad we need to get a Kinect!! Look how happy that family is!!"

Brother: "Dude, can't you tell that's just a Nuclear Family? The Kinect won't bring that kinda happiness!"

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