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another way to say ‘sugar daddy.’
“he wanted me to be his... sugar daddy...but he never really asks for anything. at this point we’re just having major kinky sex.”
“woah woah, back up.”
“to which part? the kinky sex?”
“no the fructose father part.”
A father that moves around starting new families every few years, keeping the old families secret from the new. He's like a franchise in establishing his territory and distributing his goods.
My biological dad is a franchise father. His marriage cycles lasted 2-8 years. I have 20 other siblings ages 10 to 40.
A computer-animated comedy show on NBC. It features a family of white lions who live at Siegfried and Roy's Secret Forest compound in Las Vegas. There's Larry, Kate, and their kids Sierra and Hunter, along with Kate's father Sarmoti (who lives with them).
Hunter is adorable, not to mention cuddlesome!
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When someone is so good at Call Of Duty.
"I hear John is becoming a Cod Father".
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Stop trying to look for him here. He’s gone. Went to get milk. Maybe you need to go get milk too, you are starving.
Person 1: “Where’s your father?”
Person 2: “He went to the milk store.”
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When having sex with a person, upon climax begin to discuss your favorite founding father of the United State, his political views, and their views on the world today. It is a sure way to make the person you are in bed with never call you again. It is especially effective if the partner has no idea what a founding father is.
While laying in bed he discussed with her why Thomas Jefferson, his favorite founding father, and how his views on the role of government on personal freedoms would place a whole new spin on the dialog of civil rights today. He never saw her again.
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The most confusing day in Harlem
Jamal: Happy Father's day! time for me to pick my daddy out of the hat again! Last year it was Lamar, my principal!
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