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lever arch file

To use your elbows as a sexual implement eg kieran lever arch filed Hannah last night

Kieran lever arch filed Hannah last night!!

by Manhattan street bender November 6, 2013

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


File saving OCD

When you complete a very important assignment on the computer and save it a million times before shutting the computer off.

A: What's taking you so long on the computer?
B: Sorry, I have file saving OCD

by wangjiahua June 12, 2011


Forensic Files and Fuck

When she into some real creepy shit and you tryna set the mood. The ultimate spin off of Netflix and Chill.

After the Slipknot concert I'm going to take her home for some "Forensic Files and Fuck."

by CluffStuffOnly November 27, 2015

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The Roquefort Files Burger

A burger served with roquefort cheese!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Roquefort Files Burger, it's served with roquefort cheese!"

by America Lover πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ November 13, 2018

58πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


file sharing

taking an extended lunch

a + r = a * r
In other words, 2 reactants become one product in file sharing.

by chewydrewy January 31, 2007

6πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


jewish filing system

The term given to the practise of accepting documents for storage (or further reference) when in fact they are just thrown into a pile that is discarded after a few weeks.
Usually the jewish filing system is put into use when documents are "too important" to immediately throw away but aren't important enough to sort for retrieval (as nobody ever asks for them)

The accounts department wants us to keep taxi receipts for possible later use? Sounds like a waste of time, I'll use the jewish filing system"

by squeaker4x August 13, 2010

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Filed under β€œE”

Expression mostly used by uneducated Anglophones, meaning β€œdead”. Heard after a few beers, in conversations held in the presence of French Canadiens. It comes from β€œfiled under β€œH”, for history”, but with the speaker unknowingly believing that French β€œhistoire” is spelled β€œE-stoire”.

I fucked her so hard last night, that her cunt is filed under E.

She filed herself under E after dropping the hair-dryer in the tub.

Startled by the heavy truck traffic, the rich bitch’s pink poodle darted towards the road; it was filed under E upon arrival at the Vet's clinic.

by Pilot January 21, 2004

15πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž