Drumpfster Fire

The catastrophic immolation of a once great country resulting from the election of a pathological, narcissistically disordered liar (family name drumpf) by a white minority infatuated with fake wealth and wilting status derived from overt and covert subjugation of non-whites.

Elizabeth almost felt bad for the bonfire enthusiasts who were so disappointed when they suddenly realized that heat was nothing more than a spectacular drumpfster fire.

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Trash fire

A description for something that is so beyond horrid and stinky that it might as well, in effect be a pile of burning garbage. Worse than a hot mess.

I have the worst flu ever. I feel like a trash fire.

Fire fap

Masturbating after consuming large amounts of redbull, resulting in a fap so strong, you might even catch fire.

Person 1: dude, what happened to that hand? Damn
Person 2: fire fapping, bruh

kill it with fire

Destroy it with extreme prejudice.

-Hey, I heard that Stephen King is making a horror movie with Jim Carrey and Whoopie Goldberg.
-KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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double fire

A fire unnecessarily large. A waste of wood. A way to make your friends mad at you.

That asshole Jeff started a double fire and now Jason is all pissy.

fire hawk

When you are camping and everybody else has gone to sleep in the tent, leaving you alone by the fire. You then take one of the red hot coals and throw them in the air, burning through everybodys belongings.

Person #1: "Why is there a huge burn hole in our tent?"
Person #2: "I don't know, what tha fack?"
You: "Must've been those damn fire hawks again!"

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Dumpster Fire

1. A complete disaster.
2. Something very difficult that nobody wants to deal with.

This project is a complete dumpster fire.

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