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A mutated strain of Influenza, having symptoms of both the common Flu and those of severe spider bites. Essentially, it's a really bad flu (fever, vomiting, nausea, congestion), along with shortness of breath and swelling, discoloration, and rashes on the skin.
I tried to get to the gym last night, but was diagnosed with a sever case of the spider flu and couldn't move.
n. Any of a series of correlative symptoms common to the morning after a superlative cocaine binge
Bill Wallace: Did Maurizio make it in today?
Dean Amsterdam: Nah... he shit the bed. Apparently a case of the 'Harlem Flu' winking if ya know what I mean....
AIDS.
He totes gave me the gay flu, what a bitch.
Did you hear Mike gave the gay flu to Ernie & Dan while Moe watched. What a mess!
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A virus causing much less ownage than the vaccine manufacturers want you to know about.
Businessman: ZOMG, it's Autumn when everybody gets sick; let's give the flu a name like "Swine Flu" to boost our vaccine sales!
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Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome-{AIDS}.
"United Nations Peace Keeping Troops have spread the butt flu all over Croatia."
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A pandemic that recently morphed from the H1N1 virus. Symptoms of swag flu include:
Spending copious amounts of money on jewelry.
Ordering expensive drinks consisting of Hennessy and other cognacs.
Driving cars that you cannot afford.
Disrespecting women.
There is no cure for swag flu.
I can't come into work today because I've got the swag flu. Also, I just leased a new E-Class that I have no way of paying off.
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Just another one of those things the media makes more big of a deal out of than it really is.
Buddy:*coughs*
Guy: DEAR GOD YOU'VE GOT THE SWINE FLU!!
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