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When someone has to walk home in the snow, but somehow it’s natural karma
This walk is less than ideal, but I deserved it.
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On myspace/facebook/twitter it has become a trend for females to add the precursor and ending of "<3" which is supposed to symbolize a heart. The funny thing is it doesn't, but still it doesn't. Now <3 or less than 3 (its math) means love and is a common way to say the word.
Man: Man, I less than three beer.
Smart Man: Technically, you can't be lesser or greater than an item, futhermore one can't involve mathmatical equations by crossing two subject matters.
Man:See, thats why no one likes you.
Whipped Guy:Honey, I less than three you.
Bitch:Ok, howabout you show it by doing the fucking laundry.
Whipped Guy:Yes, dear.
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A politically correct expression to describe the act of anal sex. Typically, this term is used in public among heterosexual couples to describe the act of anal sex when the female is resistant or reluctant to participate in this sexual act due to fear of pain or social stigma.
Andy had always wanted Lisa to allow him to try the "Road Less Traveled," but she was afraid it would hurt.
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A dumbass. Can't think, talk, or be personable because they lack something...specifically BALLS.
Look at Clif over there, what a dumb fuck... He's emotional intelligent-less...
If his nuts were any smaller they'd be invisible.
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a legendary man who loves bananas but only when they are baked... i will not explain his backstory here
anyone heard of ball-less chris
oh shit man dont mention that legend lightning will strike you
A person who is not wearing a hat and is therefore a fool.
If someone went missing, they should put a hat on their missing poster. I prefer fashionable people to hat-less fools.
To avoid the awkward construct of prefixing adverbs with "more", such as more quickly, or more easily, simply remove the "more" and instead use the phrase "easierly", or "quickerly". Does not apply in all cases, such as in more carefully ("carefullyier"? - nah). But, saves time and space and better than not using the adverbial form of a word at all.
The "more-less" adverb. E.g., "You'll get there quickerly if you take the back road.".