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A Real DJ is a professional Disc Jockey that has mastered the art of mixing on turntables. A Real DJ incorporates all styles of mixing, scratching and music blends. A Real DJ will not just sit there and simply push buttons, rather a real DJ will understand that Deejaying is not a sit down job and actively mix , remix and utilize creative mixing techniques to elevate the energy level of any event.
Sad DJ: Aww man this guy's crappy needle keeps skipping and has tracking issues with serato"
Real DJ: "Don't you know Real DJs don't share needles unless they come from a trusted source, LOL"
Sad DJ Connects Ipod to one side of mixer and starts looking through other DJ's laptop asking: "how do I search for songs on here?"
Real DJ 1: "your in a crate you need to, go to ALL MUSIC if you expect to find anything on my computer, besides it's already unplugged from the system, LOL"
Real DJ 2 says to Real DJ 1: "Real DJs don't try and use other DJs song libraries" LOL
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When someone says something so outrageous that you have to clarify their sanity.
Dude, are you for real? I got an F!
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a term used by teachers to describe life after high school or college
What is an example of an isulator? Give good examples of how they are used in the real world.
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4real, seriously, when you really mean that shit.
Real live I'm bout to beat this bitch ass!!
Like, real live you fucked my cousin?
This your homework real live?
(Orginated from SouthEast DC)
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During the prohibition era, many people became ill or even were killed due to poisonous home-made alcoholic mixtures known as "hooch" or "shine" (short for moonshine). A rumrunner/bootlegger named McCoy had a good three year run using a ship to import genuine alcohol to the united states, and became famous for carrying only the highest quality liquors. His cargo became referred to as the "Real McCoy", and the term became a common way of inquireing as to the authenticity of liquor products, and is commonly used today to inquire as to the authenticity of just about anything. McCoy was intercepted and arrested by the U.S. Coast Guard in 1923.
Is that the "real McCoy"?
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A phrase that cheerleaders and dancers use to describe their activities
Cheerleading is such a real sport!
I don't understand how you wouldn't consider dancing a real sport!
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Originally derived as a safe word for kinky sex, but has become synonymous with indicating seriousness during normal conversation.
"Real Weasel, I am actually coming over."