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Fortnite. Fortnite is the most retarded game ever made it makes kids suicidal.
Friend: Fortnite is the best
Me: Dad? Where is the shotgun?
1. The game that 8 year old Minecraft players play because they think it makes them edgy.
2. A free ticket to being a virgin your whole life.
3. The reason I can’t have normal conversations about actually important things with my friends.
1. Bob played Fortnite, therefore he will never bang a girl his whole life.
2. “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM MOM IM PLAYING FORTNITE!”
a stupid game where 5 year old kids steal their mommies Visa cards and spend tons of money. There are also tryhards who completely ruin your experience.
Dude I just met the stupidest kid who gave my his moms credit card numbers!
you never know who you're going to meet on Fortnite
Fortnite is exact meaning of cancer
Friend: “I think I got fortnite”
Me: “same here man”
A game that causes you to kill your self repeatedly.
Then you get materials to make a home that isn't going to last 2 seconds.
Person1:Lets play fortnite.
Person2:miss me with that gay shit nigga I got a life maybe you don't
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i mean its ok but the fanbase of 9 y/os ruined it
fortnite's okay, it's just the toxic fanbase of 9y/os that ruined it.
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how to make fortnite:
1nd step: poo in a toilet(or anywhere)
2st step: pick up the poo and place neatly inside a fornite cover case
3th stop: sell it at a 99 cent store and boom you have fatnite
dude1: you want some shit in a case?
dude2: hell nah
dude1: would you like some fortnite in a case
dude2: im down
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