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Someone named Eric that is gay
Bro yknow Eric? He’s gay so he’s fortune is gay
The clam shaped cookie you get along with asian take-out that has a personal fortune inside.
John was dissapointed by the message he recieved in his fortune clam.
When a man ejaculates into a females armpit leaving a surprise when opened.
My lover gave me the fortune cookie last night.
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Something that defies humanity!
I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!
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The small fortune earned by enlisted military members that accrues during the several months of boot camp where the money cannot be spent.
"After I get out of boot camp I'm spending my Boot Camp Fortune on a brand new Dodge Challenger."