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fortune is gay

Someone named Eric that is gay

Bro yknow Eric? He’s gay so he’s fortune is gay

by Rangers A Joey November 23, 2024


fortune favors the brave

a successful person is often one who is willing to take risks.

As the old adage goes, "fortune favors the brave"; the most successful entrepreneurs are often those willing to take risks and step outside their comfort zones.

by Arminkshipper August 02, 2024


fin fortune

Fin fortune is one with the kids and alway wanders off for a puki pie the nonce. Ps u stink of shit

Fin fortune is a nonce

by Puli pie = Daisy October 23, 2022


I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!

I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!

by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025


Fortune clam

The clam shaped cookie you get along with asian take-out that has a personal fortune inside.

John was dissapointed by the message he recieved in his fortune clam.

by THEMATTYK June 15, 2009


The fortune cookie

When a man ejaculates into a females armpit leaving a surprise when opened.

My lover gave me the fortune cookie last night.

by Dranky DeBeers June 18, 2015