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a person who posts online in a manner to make themselves impressive and is often caught up in his/her own lie by other online posters
posterA: i raced a ferrari on main street with my car last night and kicked its butt.
posterB: main street has been shut for a week.
posterC: haha, what a forum jockey
One of the low-lifes who monitor and manage the pitiable and pathetic bungie.net forums. These poseurs consider themselves ninjas for some unknown reason. They believe they have the ultimate power like in "Naruto" and are "1337 H4x025", when in actuality the are morbidly obese geeks who surf the "interweb" in their mother's basements. Forum Ninja's are pathetic excuses for human beings and need to be taught a lesson by real ninja's and deserve a shuriken to the juggular.
Just go to Bungie.net and get banned, whoever bans you is a forum ninja (pathetic moderator who thinks they are "bad ass".
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debate for kids who either:
1. are too unintelligent to do a real event,
2. can't do their normal event at a tournament and want to be in an event that's easy to win,
3. don't really like debate but want it on their transcripts,
4. don't have time for real debate, or
5. want to practice empty rhetoric.
Ted Turner invented the event so that he could use the "Crossfire" from CNN in a high school activity, but after its first year in existence he disowned it because the debaters were too rude and whiny. Hence the current name, public forum.
This event almost always has lay-judges, or mommy judges, as real debaters call them. The team with the best voice wins. The topic is always simplistic and changes every month. The emphasis is on dumbing down the world so you can explain it to an idiot.
1. I tried so many times to explain the parts of a disad to him, but it was just over his head, so he switched to PF instead.
2. We could only take 4 teams in policy, so they had to go in public forum. They still qualified to nationals, even though they'd never done it before.
3. She's really good at science. She won the international science fair last year, but she wanted to have debate on her transcript, so she's doing PF.
4. He used to love debate, but this year he's taking so many AP classes that he doesn't have time, so he just does PF.
5. She's running for student body president next year and wants to learn how to talk pretty, so she's doing PF.
That lay-judge forgot which team was which and marked the wrong team as the winner. Oh well, such is PF.
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A forum full of evil mean people located at bannedstory.ipbfree.com.
Newbie: Hey guys, I'm new to this forum!
BannedStory Forums Member: GTFO YOU STUPID NEWFAG!
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A forum where trolls all over the world come to complain about how they despise and hate the game Cross Fire. One out of every ten threads located therein contains an intelligent thought. Simple requests are met with cold, biting, sarcasm and "Your Mom" insults.
Person 1: Dude, I went on the Z8 forums yesterday.
Person 2: Dude, the immaturity level there is the same as at a daycare.
Person 1: Yeah.
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A slang phrase describing boredom. An individual getting so bored or sidetracked so much that he/she begins to converse with him/herself by using nonsense on Forum threads; usually by means of the Forum's Edit option.
(Verb) "I feel like Self Foruming"
(Noun) "I bet he's a Self Forumer, he said he was French."
(Adjective) "That cleverly placed banana peel I just slipped on makes me feel so Self Forumish"
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A person who joins a forum, sticks around for any period of time between a few weeks to a year or two, then falls away from the forum as he or she joins a new one.
Cory hasn't posted in a year now, but I tracked him across 5 other boards before I found out which one he's frequenting now. He's such a Forum Nomad.
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