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This is a totally made up thing people have made so that they can be mad or manipulate someone into going out to a date with them out of pity, for example:
Bob(overweight and doesn't care for himself): wow Becky i love you, do you love me?
Becky(a 10/10 girl) no we should be friends.
Bob: wow so rude, you friendzoned me? So rude. I was always so nice to you
Becky: how about you take care of yourself and make a person out of yourself before dating someone cause "being nice" won't land you some bitches.
Bob then goes into 4chan, reddit, or twitter to complain about this.
A word used to describe the scene when feelings of sexual desire are not replicated by the other party
‘Matt is still crying over the whole friendzone thing with Ayesha?’
‘Virgin’
The stage of a friendzone where you cannot tell with all of your head if (s)he wants to be your boy/girlfriend or if you are their best friend forever. This goes on forever
It comes from the phrase "Buridan's ass which is a donkey that cannot decide between two equal things that are equal distances and the donkey cannot choose and therefore dies of hunger.
Dude I am in Buridan's Friendzone. Can you tell if she likes me or not?
Guys that are very bad at reading girls are often in Buridan's Friendzone
A day when one nerdy friendzoned sad botw buddie complements the other.
hey there its NOV 31: National Nerdy Friendzoned Sad Botw Buddies day! Buddy you are so awesome.
"OOG thanks" says the other buddy
Another term for platonicism.
Oh no... I think I'm in the double friendzone
When you recognize each other as only friends but don't see each other as girlfriend or boyfriend material. However unlike the term "friendzone" is in this case room for sexual attraction to the other.
S: Bruh, you look really hot right now, but don't get your hopes up you are still sub-friendzoned
D: Maybe we should become fuckbuddies then, nah just kidding gurl!
Friend zoning someone so that it doesn't hurt the person asking out the guy/girl in the process
"I Mercy-Friendzoned this guy last night because he didn't know what he was getting into with me"