The act of licking frosted sugar off someone's asshole
Friend1: Yo man, I need a real sugar high.
Friend2: Go eat a frosted starfish.
A “frosted sunrise” is when someone is cream pied after oral sex in the morning. Often after just waking up, or having woken up to oral sex being preformed on you.
“There’s no better way to start the day than a frosted sunrise. Nothing wakes me up like hot jiz!”
A frosted winshield is when you are fucking a chic wearing glasses, and right when you are getting ready to nut, you pull-out and jizz on her glasses!
Dude, last night I was fucking tasha and I pulled out and gave her a frosted winshield!
When the female takes a used condom, pisses in it, and freezes it. After frozen, she uses the piss condom as a penis/dildo. The term originated from family guy.
“How was ur sex last night?”
“Good, she did a frosted Jim tho.”
The frosted unicorn is the act of taking an alaskan pipeline and strapping it to ones head. Such as performing the unicorn sexual act but with an alaskan pipeline. Tie the alaskan pipeline around your head to look like a horn. you then ram it in someone's but until they climax and while they climax you neigh like a horse.
Jane: (to friend) I told Bob I refused to recieve an alaskan pipeline but he was very persistent so one day as i got out of the shower he ran in to the bathroom with a poop condom tied around his head an pleasured me with it yelling that he as a frosted unicorn. I was surprised to find out how good it was!!
Francine: that sounds disgusting!
a female that wears too much make-up, commonly found on pubescent teens or any woman with bad skin.
Q: How was that chick you were talking too?
A: She looked good at first, then I saw that she had frosting face....yuck.
danish=vagina. frost=semen. nuff said
"I wanna frost your danish!" or "prepare to have your danish frosted" or "my frosted danish feels gooooddd"