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Loud lapdance on a suspecting female...
Next time we go down to Hotlanta, we're getting another Titty Fu at Cheetah...
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Part of Speech- Noun
Language of Origin- Geek
1. The art of using one's penis to whoop the shit out of someone else.
2. The martial art form used by a cardboard tube ninja.
Prepare yourself to be cockslapped with my
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Spittin game, mackin, slick talkin
Creator: The one, the only, E-40. You know.. Earl Stevens, 40water, The Ballatician mane
"Aye I saw you layin down some tongue fu on that hunnie the other night"
"Meng you were tongue-fuin' all damn night, tell me you got your dick wet"
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Hanging yourself from a rope that is tied to your nutts and your neck. Auto-erotic asphyxiation gone wrong. Very dangerous, don't try it!
David Carradine, star of the TV series "Kung Fu" was found dead in his hotel room closet, hanged with a rope attached from his genitals to his neck, cause of death "Hung Fu".
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(n.) A fictional martial art that can only be described as the feeling that one has been kicked in the head this way before.
(v.) Getting your ass kicked a second time by the same person.
Don't screw with that monk, he knows Deja Fu.
I was hitting on that bikers woman again so I got deja fu'd.
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A form of Marital Arts in which bitches orgasm from positions that are kinky with a pinky. In which the foot penetrates the camel toe.... Similar to a TOE-LOCK and the resulting climax squirtingly excreets CAMEL TOE-JAM
If your pickup lines fail, and the snatch is hungry you can use your training in toe-fu to satisfy her craving and get her in a butt-naked choke hold.
If a person has ebay-fu, they have mastered the art of ebay, able to get whatever they want, by bidsniping auctions or finding the stupidestly low prices for stuff
John's level of ebay-fu is fucking scary. He got a £200 TV for a fiver