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Fucktard: an overdue or tardy fuck that had been promised for long ago; a retarded simpleton with a tiny brain contained solely within the head of his dick.
Melanie had been in a state of horniness for too long now, and frustratingly enough, Brad's long awaited fucktard was not enough to satisfy her sexual cravings.
Upon studying the CAT scan images of his completely empty skull and the images of a small gray mass resembling brain tissue in the head of his johnson, Dexter, an insufferable dumb fuck, was properly diagnosed by the doctors as a complete fucktard.
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what you call people mainly friends when they are acting fucking retarded.
I was being crazy so Emily called me a fucktard. Then I went on urban dictionary and wrote this.
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combination of fucking retard, refering to when someone does something extremely stupid.
You fucktard, your not supposed to put metal in the toaster.
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noun
A person of unbelievable, inexcusable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")
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NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction.
True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery.
Most politicians for example.
One who would actually piss on a live transformer.
One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts, this is a Fucktard.
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to say that someone is a fucking retard
in a slang sort of way by shortening it.
fucking and retard
max: midge your a fucktard
midge:yay im a fucking fucktard
max:yer your also a neek but i love you
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An adjective that describes a person who is extremely annoying and clumsy.
Shawn (the office shit talker), is such a fucktard, was supposed to nail this chick but he got drunk, offended her and fell off his bar stool again.
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A complete and total moron
Sean's mom is a huge fucktard.
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