A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.
Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.
Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.
Some random shit that you take to pen and teller show and it works .
An example of Toxic function:
Eggshells+0*(some shitty numbers)
He function is an event or party of which a group of individuals within different social groups, with little to no interaction normally, are attending, leading to humorous and sometimes disastrous outcomes.
Jim “did you hear about the party last night?”
Bob “no who was there?”
Jim “Jenny AND Zoe”
Bob “NO WAY HE FUNCTION!”
A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy
Look at Todd, his sales figures are awesome, but there is no coffee - he is so functionally lazy
The lan Function or lan's Function is a series of memes about attending a function at a person named lan's house and having horrible things happen to them. The meme trend was popularized on TikTok in February 2024 through a series of slideshows about attending "the lan function."
I am a survivor of the Ian Function
Understanding of the prerequisite conditions for an event or institution, including but limited to parties, relationships, and using slang.
How you gonna tell me I can't get in the club with this outfit? Bitch you ain't even hip to the function.
Person 1: “Come on dawg, let’s throw a crazy function ”
Person 2: “Aight bet dawg, OMW”
Person 1: Halla dude, hurry! The gyats are OTW!
Person 2: shits Bout to get litt!