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Garlic pressing

Pooping in the shower and smashing it down the drain with your foot.

Garlic pressing - I had to go so bad that I garlic pressed that shit.

by Bdubbs281 July 4, 2018


Garlic bread is illegal

a sentence used by garlic bread antis to basically say that garlic bread is against the law

bro i think that guy thinks Garlic bread is illegal

by choco (real!) December 24, 2021


roasted garlic summer sausage

roasted garlic summer sausage
roasted garlic summer sausage

roasted garlic summer sausage

roasted garlic summer sausage

roasted garlic summer sausage

roasted garlic summer sausage

roasted garlic summer sausage

roasted garlic summer sausage

by the-pancake-man February 18, 2023


Garlic-Mingin’-Burger

Defined as the bad quality burgers served in less than desirable joints which when cooked give off a horrible garlic type smell which resonates through the air for miles from the restaurant extractor. Normally found on the province of Magaloof on the Spanish island of Majorca.

Dude “Man, what is that disgusting smell that keeps blowing down wind?

Chick “Dude, it’s those Garlic-Mingin’-Burgers they serve down there…you can get a frickin’ egg put on top too, how weird is that man?!

Local Amigo “Hey man, that be some mighty fine local fricassee you be cussin’ there!”

by _clint November 8, 2010


Garlic Gooch

What happens when an Italian chick doesn't wash her hands before masturbating after making pasta sauce all day

"Ey, I was about to give-a yo sister a tongue-a bashing, but-a she has-a the Garlic Gooch"

by GaryTheHairyScaryMan December 2, 2017


Garlic Joe

A 'Garlic Joe' is when you fill a girls pussy with vinegar and stick your dick it and when she starts squirting you drink the watery vinegary liquid

Person A: I hit Tania with a garlic Joe last night, it was crazy

by TJ200407 May 31, 2023


Garlic Transfusion

When all of the blood in your body has been replaced by garlic specifically to ward off vampires.

"Ah, I can't drink his blood because he got a garlic transfusion before he died!"

by kjlfxdvcx;za September 4, 2022