Pooping in the shower and smashing it down the drain with your foot.
Garlic pressing - I had to go so bad that I garlic pressed that shit.
a sentence used by garlic bread antis to basically say that garlic bread is against the law
bro i think that guy thinks Garlic bread is illegal
roasted garlic summer sausage
roasted garlic summer sausage
roasted garlic summer sausage
roasted garlic summer sausage
roasted garlic summer sausage
roasted garlic summer sausage
roasted garlic summer sausage
roasted garlic summer sausage
Defined as the bad quality burgers served in less than desirable joints which when cooked give off a horrible garlic type smell which resonates through the air for miles from the restaurant extractor. Normally found on the province of Magaloof on the Spanish island of Majorca.
Dude “Man, what is that disgusting smell that keeps blowing down wind?
Chick “Dude, it’s those Garlic-Mingin’-Burgers they serve down there…you can get a frickin’ egg put on top too, how weird is that man?!
Local Amigo “Hey man, that be some mighty fine local fricassee you be cussin’ there!”
What happens when an Italian chick doesn't wash her hands before masturbating after making pasta sauce all day
"Ey, I was about to give-a yo sister a tongue-a bashing, but-a she has-a the Garlic Gooch"
A 'Garlic Joe' is when you fill a girls pussy with vinegar and stick your dick it and when she starts squirting you drink the watery vinegary liquid
Person A: I hit Tania with a garlic Joe last night, it was crazy
When all of the blood in your body has been replaced by garlic specifically to ward off vampires.
"Ah, I can't drink his blood because he got a garlic transfusion before he died!"