gash pump

To temporarily inflate vaginal lips using a suction action sex toy made for the purpose.

Sex was great last night, susie well gash pumped her minge

Gash Stabber

To stab the gash of a lady garden.

Roberto was a real gash stabber when he penetrated Alysha's lady garden with all his might.

Gash for Clunkers

1. Sexual intercourse in exchange for vehicles with low fuel economy. See www.cars.gov website for more details

Man, I plan to take advantage of Uncle Obama's new Gash for Clunkers program and trade in my broke ass Sclizzy for some fine ass shizzy.

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gash rash

A sexually transmitted disease, a beaver fever

After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'gash rash'

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gash management

the management female genitalia

"what are you studying at university?"
"gash management"

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rail that gash

The act of slamming a babe's G-spot as hard as humanly possible.

dude1: "Bro, did you see that fly honey over there?"
dude2: "Yeah dude, I'm getting ready to rail that gash. get pumped."
dude1: "Deal."

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gash tash

A vertical stripe of hair above female genitals that sometimes resemble an 18th century moustache.
Often found a few weeks after a Brazilian and usually found on women in their 30’s.

"Fuck me Mum, I almost sneezed and sharted myself while chin deep in this fat tart's poon the other night, her gash tash would have done you proud, here's a pic..."

"Hey Bob, you could clean a rusty spoon with your wife’s gash tash, get it shaved off you arsehole acrobat"

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