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One half of the rap duo Blackalicious (the other being Chief XCel). Known for his intelligent lyrics and his excellent flow.
Gift of Gab is a great-ass rapper.
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When someone sits too far back on the porcelain throne and leaves a small amount of shit on the back of the toilet seat, opposite of the witches kiss
"Someone has left a wizards gift in the toilet."
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1) A person who believes the "pleasure" of giving him or her gifts is its own reward and never returns a favor or respect.
2) A bitchy person who accepts gifts from people he/she does not like.
Marta is a gift whore. She accepts presents from people she talks behind their back.
Ben loathes at gay dudes, but accepts and keeps gifts from them. What a gift whore!
In general, gift whores are dishonest and will keep whatever they can. While it is immoral, it is legal because a gift cannot be under a contract.
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Adj. ; A term derived from Emergency Services, describing a subject who/is either overdosed or extremely high on prescription medication.
That guy doesn't have the flu, he's Pharmaceutically Gifted.
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Origin: Those nasty scat loving Germans. As once performed by the Germanic Princes of central Europe.
Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass.
Shaggy: Yoikes! I sure do have to take a smash.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.
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The fantasy category created by asshole parents who overestimate the academic abilities of their pretentious offspring.
"Cindy, did you hear about the Smith boy? Apparently, he tested out of band and gym. He must be really double gifted."
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To strike a ball Beckham style with unbelievable curve or whipage!
Bystander: "Watch Holmsy skye this!"
Holmsy catches it sweet with incredible Whip and in rockets into that top right extension!
Bystander: "Wow that was Gift Wrapped!"
The crowd go wild and start chanting "Schweinsteiger!!!"
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