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What dumb Lance Corporals call Gunnery Sergeants when they are too drunk to realize that they can't say "Gunnery Sergeant"
Gysgt: What the Fuck were you thinking Martin!
Lcpl: I wasn't thinking, Garden Gnome...
Gysgt: Did you just call me a FUCKING GARDEN GNOME?!?!
the act of stealing a gnome from some ones lawn
dude...i wanna go gnome hunting tonight
a little creature who dances and makes noises when a blumpkin is being performed.
while suzy was giving bobby a blumpkin, a little Blumpkin Gnome appeared and danced itself around.
A nickname for someone who has something unfortunate happen to them. The unfortunate incident is usually embarrassing, and always relatively trivial. Example incidents: losing your queen in a game of chess, getting taken advantage of in some way, saying something stupid in front of a large group etc.
Person1: "I locked myself out of the house last name"
Person2: "Hah! Gnome Chumpsky. How'd you get back in?"
The tiny little beings that steal the other sock from the dryer. They prefer left socks, but right will do.
"Where did my sock go?"
"The sock gnomes took it."
did you ever loose a pair of underpants? well those damn underpants gnomes come and steal them in order of world domination...of the underpants world.
Holy shit...ahhhhhh...there arter me again...shit...god...goddamn you underpants gnomes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An adorable creature who rummages through the refrigerator, pantry and cabinets, looking for food to consume. Once satiated, it falls asleep.