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Almost the opposite to Beer-Goggles
When a guy believes that no other girl is hot because he has a girlfriend.
"That chick over there is pretty hot"
"Nah not really"
"Oh shit he has girlfriend goggles on ignore him."
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Condition in which an individual is completely indoctrinated in to the mindset of a larger group, society, organization, religion, etc... to the point of delusion.
1. Jay couldn't understand me, he could only tow the party line. He clearly sees the world through Shit Goggles.
2. The Mormon missionary at the door was telling me some crap about "eternal bliss, on my own planet, with as many wives as I want." He was wearing some serious Shit Goggles.
3. They passed out the Shit Goggles on Monday, and on Wednesday, they all drank the Kool-Aid.
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v. to place the scrotum on the bridge of the nose so the testicles cover the 'frog gogglee's' eyes.
For our six month anniversary I wanted to give my girlfriend more than a simple tea bagging so I frog goggled her.
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When you watch a TV show or read a book or watch a movie in which you ship two characters, and see their "moments" everywhere, whether they're together in canon or not.
The pilot of Merlin practically comes with Merthur shipper goggles.
I was reading the 6th Harry Potter book and my Drarry shipper goggles were on.
Whenever I watch Glee, I see Faberry through my shipper goggles.
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A condition suffered by many husbands whereby they believe their unattractive wife is actually attractive.
Many cases are so severe that the husband actually believes his wife is desired by attractive and successful men (or women).
The husband holds a firm belief that his wife does no wrong or simply cannot be held accountable for her actions.
Jim: "Doesn't Ted know his fat ugly wife is spending him into the poor house?"
Bob: "Nope. He's got his wife goggles on."
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n. When you look at or hear something it autimaticly relates to something in halo.
Dude, i swore i just heard a plama gernade throwin, but it was just a seagull
Whoa, i though i just saw a covenent ghost ship, but it was just a purple car, i must have halo goggles on.
When a famous actor talks you reconize there voice as the name of the person the portray in halo.
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n. When one experiences nostalgia for the years of high school as graduation approaches.
I was totally looking forward to college, but when I stepped into the high school's hallway for the very last time, and I smelled the strange combo of burnt cafeteria food and textbooks, graduation goggles took over and I was reluctant to go through with the event.
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