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when your dinner plates are different colors you yell this phrase outloud
Guy 1: "hey man, why is my plate red and yours is blue?"
Guy 2: "PIG GOPHER!!"
When instead of ghosting, a guy keeps trying to pop in and out of your life later on. Usually after they realize they can't find anyone as good as you.
I'd rather these guys ghost than keep gophering, I made it clear I'm done with them.
The gopher is when two people interlock legs to rub asshole to asshole, this act is called the gopher because it connects two brown holes. The stinkier cousin of scissoring
“Yea she asked me to do the gopher and I just had to break up with her”
A gopher buddy is a friendship between two people where you are able to be complete and total dumbasses together, and yet still find each other attractive no matter what faces you make towards each other.
Even though he a headass he still my gopher buddy!
"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."
One who "goes for green" i.e. likes to smoke weed. May be used derisively towards a mooch (he/she that does not contribute but merely partakes of the green)
Damn, son, that bitch is a real Gopher Green, she smoked up all of my bud.
Gopher Whistle: losing control of your butt cheeks muscles even with a squeeze fart will come out.
On my way to the bathroom, I heard “Gopher Whistle” and Whistling Dixie. Proot proot prootootootoooth!
When your piece of shit ex won’t let you live your life, thrive and move on. They pop up from the social soil through any means necessary. As cute as their furry faces may be, they will irreparably damage the ground that you walk on.
I was about to head out with my girls but my ex came gopherring in with an, “I miss you” text. Trying to bring me down and keep me in his tiny little paws.