Al Gore

Noun; One of the most well-known environmentalists in the world, but also one of the largest hypocrites in the history of America, though many of the public choose to ignore this. He also made a movie and grew a beard. Good job Mr. Gore!

person 1: dude, al gore is amazing! he cares about the environment and he cares about america! person 2: umm... yeah, about that. he owns three houses, two of which are over 2,500 square feet...

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al gore

Man who wants to prevent the ice caps from melting. Unfortunately, he's also full of hot air.

Al Gore is full of hot air but he cares about the melting ice caps.

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Al Gore rhythms

When your voice recognition software misinterprets "algorithms."

I texted Kenny asking how the algorithms in his computer program were working. He responded by asking me what I meant by "Al Gore rhythms"?

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Bush v. Gore

Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000), a court case before the United States Supreme Court marked by scandalous abuse of process and corrupt partisanship on the part of the Republican-appointed majority of the bench.

The decision:
-prevented determination of the will of voters in Florida,
-over-ruled state authority over electoral process, and
-appointed G.W. Bush president.

The judicial culprits in this partisan travesty were:
-Rehnquist, William (boss-judge),
-O'Connor, Sandra Day,
-Kennedy, Anthony,
-Thomas, Clarence, and
-Scalia, Antonin.

For excellent examples of wisdom and legal reasoning, read the dissenting judgments of Justices Souter, Breyer, Stevens, and Ginsburg in Bush v. Gore.

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Al Gore

Shorthand for an e-mail joke, urban myth, web link or other oft-forwarded material that is so old and tired, it is likely one of the first things Al Gore put on the internet after he invented it.

"Hey Homes, check out this vid my grandma sent me. Some fat kid lip-syncing this whack song about numa numa. Is that funny or WHAT?!"

"I ain't studyin' that Al Gore shit, ese."

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Funky Town Gore

A horrible , gory cartel execution video where they flay his face , cut his limbs , cut his throat and inject him with happy juice so he feels every second of the torture and pain.

man 1 : have you seen the funky town gore vid?
man 2 : dont speak about it

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Al Gore Surprise

While walking on a beach, you find a sleeping person and poop on their chest. Once the heat from the sun has melted your feces, you wake them up and proceed to explain the dangers of global warming.

I was going to vote Republican, but after that Al Gore Surprise I'm not sure I can ignore the issue of global warming any longer.

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