granny panties

just one of the many accoutremants a performer must wear underneath a costume when one is a professional dancer. The granny panties are typically beige or nude in color to provide the voyeur with the illusion that they may have actually seen you waxed vulva in one of those intricate moves you busted.

"Leila, are you going to wear that sponge bob thong today? put on your granny panties!"

"you're right, granny panties can hold a lot more crunchy money!"

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Granny spam

Unwanted, non-personal email received from a family member, friend or colleague.

Granny spam has usually been forwarded several times and concerns such inane topics as childish jokes, dubious political propaganda, spurious computer security alerts or claims of monetary recompense in exchange for forwarding of said spam.

Subject lines are often of the form "FW: FW: FW: FW: bullshit"

Origin: Usenet, circa 1990-1999.

'granny spam', ... it's the kind of thing your grandmother, who has just discovered this newfangled internets thing, is likely to forward.

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Granny Gagger

An old woman that loves to deep throat. Toothless is a plus.

I'm going next door to the convalescent center to hook up with my granny gagger.

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Granny Car

A car that is usually very luxurious and spacey, but takes up half the road and has old-style spoke rims. Usually driven by grannys, its a total turn off to bitches when you go on a date. Examples would be a Mercury Grand Marquis or a Buick Regal. Most if not all cars from Buick and Mercury are granny cars.

Guy: "Hey sexy, wanna go for a spin"
Hottie: "Not in that hunky granny car."
Guy's friend: "God dammit, get a new car for fucks sake."

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granny schedule

the process in which a person battling a messed up sleeping pattern decides to skip 1 day of sleep in order to fall asleep by 8 p.m. and be awake by 4 a.m. Thus starting a new healthier sleeping pattern, like grannies.

Damn foo! I'm so tired, I didn't go to sleep last night because I want to go on granny schedule!

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granny basher

Someone who likes to engage in sexual intercourse with women over 70

Ted:Your dad's a granny basher
Jon: No he's not just cos his GF is over 85 :@

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Granny tits

Derogatory term used to insult (young) females with saggy, aged-looking breasts.
This may also be used to insult women without saggy breasts, just to make them feel insecure about their bodies and/or current age.

"Oi granny tits! Having a lot of success trying to get laid yet?"

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