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After rough sex with a dirty butt all the nasty clumped up untrained ceman gets broken loose and sticks to your dick.
That dirty butt slut gave me a real case of the grit dick
A type of feaces that is known to stick to the sides of the rectum, resulting in a prolonged and intense period of excretion. Consequently, it also tends to stick to the exterior of the anus and often requires many applications of toilet paper. This type of feaces is the bane of campers, but will prove little hindrance to owners of a bidet.
Boss: "Why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
Employee: "I've been eating dehydrated food for the last week. You wouldn't believe the side grit I've had to dig out."
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The leftover itchy essence of poop that wasn't properly wiped off. Not enough to make a skid mark.
I gotta use a wet wipe after pooping or I get mad poo grit.
A problem most frequently encountered by students the night after a big house party:
When a prolonged night of sexual activity causes the male's penis to dry out and leave a thick layer of dried skin around the baloon knot.
John woke up next to Jane the night after the party with a hard ass Sixty-Grit.
An unclean girl who does not know how to clean her vagina; often confused with a venereal disease; revealed if they request 'time to prep' before getting down and dirty; must sanitize before use.
I've never known anyone brave enough to face girly grits and come out the other side.
The Mississippi definition of working
We was holding the grit today on the job site
The combination of chode sweat, crabs and beach sand that can be found anywhere between the ass crack and ball sack.
Man, an afternoon of chasing snatch on Daytona Beach has left me with a bad case of swamp grits.