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Take some Groceries out of my Trunk

The act of defication, to take a dump, to have a crap.

Doug "Hey Rob , where were you?"
Rob "I just went down to take some groceries out of my trunk"
Doug "Oh thats what that smell was"

by Doogie Robertson November 4, 2006

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Take some groceries out of my trunk

The act of deficating.

Its 10 am , 4 cups of coffee and a bran muffin later , excuse me Rob I need to take some groceries out of my Trunk

by Doogie Robertson May 20, 2007


You gotta eat the booty like groceries

EATTING THAT ASS

You gotta eat the booty like groceries tonight

by Skn May 15, 2015

33πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


I don't care. I bag groceries

A response to urges to do better academically, though it is not limited to school. It is commonly used to show indifference to a suggestion.

I don't care. I bag groceries.

by dacousin January 6, 2011

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


how long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?

about 18ish years

SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back

Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......

by ur DaD mR. bean May 12, 2020

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Grocery Gremlin

An old person at the grocery store that if you have the misfortune of getting behind in the checkout line will make you turn from a soft, cuddly, loving person into a raging menace, because they still pay with a check meaning you probably will not eat your food till after midnight.

Person 1: "Dude what took so long with the munchies it's like 2 in the morning?"

Person 2: "Sorry man I got stuck behind this old Cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store."

Person 1: "Wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink."

by Hey Jack August 17, 2014


Grocery Stop

A mythical place where you stop, drop, and roll with your groceries.

"I went to the grocery stop yesterday."

"Was it fun?"

"Hell yeah!"

by Kaylah_in_Crackland November 7, 2023