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When a male stretches his penis out as long as possible, holds it at the angle you'd hold a guitar and then strums it like an air guitar.
Look at that guy with his cock out, he is playing excellent sausage guitar. He is my guitar hero.
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the art of trying to play guitar...without the guitar. This is usually a past time taken up by people who have little to no skills with guitar. OR people who cannot find their guitar and there is a wicked guitar solo in a Led Zeppelin song and they dont want to miss it.
1. Amanda is the best air guitarist ever.
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Makers of the finest guitars known to man. The guitar of choice for Dime, the Schenkers, Leslie West, Randy Davis, and countless others, these near-mythical musical instruments have been known to increase guitar playing ability, cure leprosy, double penis size, turn any guitarist into an instant hero, vaporize bras/panties/female inhibitions, change water to wine, increase IQ by twofold, cure IBS, boil water on contact, destroy all enemies, inspire EMO tools to pursue a career in real metal, reduce the oil consumption of high-mileage vehicles, grow new hair in funny places, change the most diehard Brokeback Jay into all that is Man.
Ian: Dude! What happened to Jay? He can barely walk!
Brandon: He played my DFH and his kneecap was crushed by the immense weight of his newfound elephant penis. Then he graduated Harvard and impregnated 764,995 women with superhuman fetuses. The other 5 women exploded because the supersperm were playing Dean guitars and their weakened wombs could not handle the righteous thunder spewing forth from the inside.
Ian: That'll happen.
Brandon: That will happen.
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When two guitar players face each other, stand very close together, and rock out. This typically occurs onstage at a concert, where many voyeurs are present in the audience to observe the sexual encounter. Guitar Sex often coincides with a guitargasm and frequently features guitar face by one or more of the involved parties.
NOTE: Instead of two guitar players, Guitar Sex can occur between a guitar player and a bass player, a guitar player and a keytar player, or any combo of two people playing guitar-like instruments.
Hey, let's have sex with our guitars!
Did you see those two guys having guitar sex?
Dude, did you check out the Flecktones concert last week?
Yeah, man, Bela Fleck and Vic Wooten were totally having guitar sex!
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the most elite of the bad asses.
they create pure and raw energy with flicks of the wrist and twitches of their fingers to make your favorite songs.
most notable guitarists have influenced the world as we know it, ie: John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Dave Gilmour, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan.
usually just called a guitarist
Wow! That Guitar player is rockin' that solo.
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(From wikipedia the awesome place to put any information no matter how bullshit it is)
A guitar ninja (ギター忍者; gitaa ninja) is a ninja who has learned the art of playing the electric guitar under the guidance of the legendary ninja, Ongakumaru (音楽丸). It focuses on the art of being able to play the guitar without being seen. Guitar ninja are known for their propensity to save the world and supply background music to those with Real Ultimate Power.
The ranking structure of the guitar ninja goes as follows, in ascending order: white belt (白段位), green belt (緑段位), pink belt (ピンク段位), shred belt (寸断段位), awesome belt (大寒段位), epic belt (叙事詩段位), and finally, rock god belt (ロックの神段位). Rock god belts are believed to know everything there is to know about the arts of the guitar ninja — Ongakumaru himself is a rock god belt, and is said to be so proficient at the art that nobody in the world has ever seen him play.
Rammstein's Richard Z. Kruspe, the only confirmed guitar ninja.Currently, the only confirmed guitar ninja is Richard Z. Kruspe-Bernstein of Rammstein. However, he is only a whitebelt because he is, in fact, confirmed as a guitar ninja. However, his status as a guitar ninja has come under fire recently, as he has not actually performed any guitar ninja techniques other than playing really, really loudly.
dude Richard Z from Rammstein is such a guitar ninja
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An unusually large female clitoris; usually used in reference to masturbation.
I just caught that bodybuilder chick playin' her pink guitar in the bathroom.
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