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Halo is for 30 year old man children that have a 9 to 5 job that they're unsatisfied with and Halo is the only thing giving them that little bit of satisfaction they need to keep themselves from insanity.
"Hey honey! Where's the controller?" She responds with, "I told you to stop coming to my house to play Halo, that's for the kids!
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A game that was once a good game, but it is now a game nobody plays because of fortnite.
Josh: I want to play Halo
Dan: That game is not good anymore, lets play fortnite
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Amazing fortnite player and will beast mode ur mom and crank 90s on her asscheek
“Halo will crank on ur ass if ur not careful”
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The most freaking awesome SHOOTER ever. ALL WHO CALL IT OVERRATED, YOU ARE JUST SUCKY NOOBS WHO CAN'T AIM A RIFLE FOR SHIT, OR DO GIRLS AS WELL. Good, now that I got my anger out, here are some Halo-related facts:
1. Elites R Gay
2. 117 Rocks
3. Johnson Rocks
4. A SCORPION is an erect...well, we all know.
5. RedvsBlue is cool.
6. IF you love games like Halo, then you love girls as well.
7. Sniper Rifles R NOT to be used by noobs under any conditions, unless it is aimed the wrong way.
8. Tarturus has sick thoughts in his head about Miranda.
9. All Halo related ideas are cool
10. If Rainbow Six, Star Wars Battlefront, and Halo were to become one, we'd get the best GAME ever.
11. Keyes and Halsey do it, out comes Miranda, it's the truth and nothing but the truth.
12. Spark is gay, but I guess being stuck on Halo for billions of years can do that.
13. Halo is a game for true gamers. if you brag about how good you are, it's probably becuase you got a SPNKR. (I'd take your ass out with a fucking M6D anyway.)
14. Sputnik mode should be an all-the-time effect.
15. Warthogs and Banshees are mobiles for my P.I.M.P homies.
Playing for hours on end and getting millions of points versus like three is OK. Halo is the best shooter ever, and you should appreciate that, until HAlO 3 comes, cause Halo and Halo 2 will not be the best anymore, peace.
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weed. "Lets play halo" - Lets go get high on weed.
Dude i just got some halo. Wanna go play it?
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Let's go play Halo for 7 hours at a sleepover!
Your halos are glowing so brightly we won't need the lamps, that's very nice.
Richard Marcinko pulled a textbook HALO jump yesterday.
^^that guy is gay
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