ham

An abbreviation for the phrase "having a moment". Can be used similar to 'i ily you" such as "I'm having a ham" which is grammatically incorrect of course, or just simply "I'm ham".

Person 1: *sigh* *has a sad face*
Person 2: awww, what's up?
Person 1: sorry, i'm just having a ham.
Person 2: oh k

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ham

An attractive female with a big round ass and/or voluptuous breasts.

"That girls ham" "She's hot, but she ain't ham"

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Ham

1. The new 'sac.' Used by a cultish group of DC-area linguists to supplement (some whisper "replace") the old mainstay: "sac."

2. An actual ham. Used in a derogatory fashion, as many of the group's core membership are vegetarians.

3. Stacy.

4. A greeting or salutation.

"How's your ham?"
"Just fine. How's your sac?"

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HAM

H.ardcore, A.lcoholic, M.otherfucker

That guy over there praying to the porcelain god is a fucking HAM

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Ham

Thai slang for "penis"

Ham jai (large penis)

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ham

Although some *cough cough nat cough cough* believe this to be part of a chicken or turkey, in reality it is part of the pig. We must look past such triffles and errors and realize that whats really important is freindship. In this busy day it is often commonplace to forget to let people know how greatful you are for them. Incase ive never expressed it before, to thou who thinks ham is turkey, thanks for being such a good freind :)

"Mikey, did you know that ham is really pig and not a part of chicken or turkey"
"Nat.... your soo dunzooooo... dont worry ill still be your friend!"

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HAM

a Hot A$$ Mess; when something is or looks terrible

Her new hair doo is a HAM!

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