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NOUN: a combination of parts that are individually pleasing , but not when mixed together.
"Just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."
When you love your friend and want to show them how much you love them through physical connection.
Hey mate, I love you bro. Want a friendship handjob?
It’s when you get a handjob from a… wait its not that i just looked it up, its a job on a farm apparently. That’s lame
Hey you want a farm handjob?
… I’m busy with getting a handjob from a farmer.
A handjob in which the girl occasionally uses her mouth, lips or tongue to stimulate the penis and/or scrotum. Orgasm is generally provided manually, though the girl may position herself such that most or all of the ejaculate is deposited on her face.
The booker said it would be just a massage with a happy ending but the girl surprised me with a Montreal handjob.
Where you drill a hole in the middle of your hand just like stigma on Jesus's hand and used the blood as lube to jerk your dick off.
I need to buy a new drill. My old one broke while I was trying to give myself a hallelujah handjob
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When a girl just plays with your dick a little bit. This does not result in the man reaching climax, but is a precursor to a blowjob, often times in a parking lot.
"Yeah we were just sitting in the parking lot and she gave me a quasi handjob" -Leo Dottavio
"What's a quasi handjob?" -Danny Mullen
"She just played with my dick a little bit" -Leo Dottavio
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The couple peels a banana and the one partner takes the banana peel and puts it on the males penis and then puts her hand outside the peel and gives him and handjob with the banana peel while the person giving the blowjob eats the banana
We went to the zoo and on the way home my wife gave me a banana handjob
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