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The Han Solo occurs when you are sitting across a table from a lady at a seedy cantina (although a restaurant will do in a pinch). You then jizz on her under the table. Congratulations, you have completed "The Han Solo." Make sure if there are any other guys present, you jizz first.
"Hey, John. So we were out at Romano's earlier and I totally pulled The Han Solo out on Rebbecca. She was pretty pissed when she found out. Yeah, as a matter of fact, this is my one phone call. You know a lawyer?"
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One of the hottest Vietnamese singer out there.
Bao han + Nhu Loan = My dream come true!
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Adjective - Used to describe an item or activity that has been overplayed ad infinitum. (Hans Gruber was a villian on the original Die Hard movie that had a certain flair for overdoing things).
That (insert brand) (insert item) is the Hans Gruber!
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1. A makeout session that does not involve any other sexual activity, usually takes place on the dance floor of an eating club.
2. A component of the make out party.
-"I can't believe you hooked up with him.... slut"
--"Calm down, it was only a hans hookup"
-"Oh, that's different then.
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god of kickassedness
hans is in charge of everything that is cool and unshawish!!
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A smart Star Wars orientated euphemism for jerking the gherkin / the 5 knuckle shuffle / having a wank.
I have to say, I had an absolute world class han solo last night.
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the most youngest looking 20 year old in the world. he is infamous for his call lines such as 'yolo','sickunt', 'wet' and so on.
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