have a chop

To attempt the act in question.

Guy 1: Someone needs to start the bbq.

Guy 2: Have a chop son!

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Having intercourse

A phrase for "having class in between" but you are tired of being invited by your friends, so you want to say the reason in a sexual way...
(Course = class and inter = in between)

A: Hey! Join us on Discord now! We have a lot of things to discuss!
B: *No reaction*
A: *Spam dots*
B: Not now! M8! I'm having intercourse right now! Lemme finish it first!
A: Wow! Ok! I understand... hehe

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have a cow

To completely and utterly flip the fuck out.

Mary really had a cow when she came home from work early caught me sticking it to her twin sister indabutt over the kitchen counter. Typical woman, always overreacting.
(have a cow)

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Having a Lovejoy

To cock-up something.
Derived from popular Soccer AM presenter Tim Lovejoy, after he missed 4 out of 7 penalties.

Guy: How did your driving test go?
Guy 2: Oh I had a Lovejoy and crashed the car.
Guy: Tough break

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Have a Crack

Australian slang term for having a go at it
Derives from the phrase “have a go”

“have a crack at it mate”
Meaning to have a go at it

By Blake

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Have a carrot

When someone feels sad and down and you can't do anything to help, you say have a carrot like you are willing to share all you have with them to make them feel good. Even if it's something as small and stupid as a carrot.

Hey. Cheer up Stephanie . Here. Have a carrot

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have fun

When someone is going to do something really stupid, useless, or annoying, or if you are jealous that someone is getting to do something you're not, it is a put-down. See whatever.

geek: Well, I'M going to get my hair follicle tested for carbon today!

normal kid: Psh, have fun.

Annie: guess what, i get a free shopping spree at neiman marcus today!!

Jenna: psh, have fun.

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