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a beautiful adolescent girl, who is a nymphet and loves Humbert Humbert in the book 'Lolita' written by Vladimir Nabokov.
“Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita." -Humbert Humbert talking about Dolores Haze
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a indaka weed known to put your ass to sleep. Why do i know this because it put my ass to sleep!!!!!
we smoked some lavender haze and got put straight to sleep. Damn Dogg that lavender haze put your punk ass out.
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When ur a man on a mission and start hitting on fit birds. (don't forget to drink a lot of alcohol)
Ur boi is going to a club, time to get hazed!
What can I say man, they call me Mr. Haze
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When a guy starts using their penis to think instead of their brain. That foggy feeling you get only while horny, taking away all the things that you wouldn't say. You usually never ask that one girl in Psychology class to Netflix and Chill, but your Horny Haze isn't making you think straight. The best way to fix your Horny Haze before you text your old high school sweetheart to send nudes, just quickly bust a nut. Your Horny Haze will disappear and you'll be able to think rationally again.
BRO, I almost messaged my ex last night if she was down to bang, I was in a Horny Haze.
I can't believe I asked this girl to come over this weekend, she's like a 4/10 and it's my Horny Haze fault for this.
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A selfish person who is hogging all the haze for themselves and doesn't want to share the wealth.
Guy 1: "Why my lip turning black?"
Guy 2: "Probably because you're always haze hoggin faggot."
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When you've been on the computer too long and your eyes burn while your mind feels like it's pouring out the back of your head. Often worsened by sleep deprivation.
He's been up all night, looking up useless shit. He'd better rest his eyes or else he's gonna get the red haze.
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Some fire ass green green from this chico down tha block
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