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Helen & Ivan

The cursed 2 words for every P6's in Singapore who had taken their Math PSLE which got every of the P6's emo.

Student 1: "Did you guys think you can get the Helen & Ivan question correct?"
Student 2: *gets killed by a 50 and 20 cent coin*
Student 1: "CHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! CALL MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

by xDeezNuts October 10, 2021


dirty helene

the act of fisting a guys asshole till he has explosive diarrhea on your arm.

my girlfriend gave me a dirty helene last night”

by always._saucy January 12, 2022

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Helen Network

When a person knows sooo many people that their comments on insta are always blowing up. They know/are acquaintances with so many people who can boost their ego and hype them up.

Person 1: Damn Maria has over 70 comments on her recent insta post she must feel 12/10 rn. Shawtys got the Helen network.

Person 2: See, being to the left won’t hold you back in life!

by Rinara Batista February 5, 2021


Helen B.

Helen B Is a kind, shy, and special person. This is a person who will be there when you need her most. Think like a best friend, but higher in rank

Ultra friend? She is shy, but moderate and is willing to help people when they need her most.

Person: Hey, is she your best friend?
Soup: She is Helen B.

by Da_Soupist April 24, 2019


Helen and Ivan

This phrase will invoke fear into the minds of any Primary 6 (A 12 year old) who has ever attempted this dangerous question because of how ridiculously difficult it is (MOE pls don't sue me)

Here's the question:

Helen and Ivan had the same number of coins. Helen had a number of 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins.

These coins had a mass of 1.134 kg.
Ivan had a number of 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins.
Question 1: Who has more money in coins and by how much?
Question 2: Given that each 20-cent coin is 2.7 g heavier than 50 cent coin, what’s the mass of Ivan’s coins in kg (kilograms)?

Teacher: Ok guys lets try this question!
Students: *Sees Helen and Ivan in the question*
Students: *Faints*
Students: I HATE MATH

by ItsTigerrr September 21, 2023


Ea Helen

Ea helen is a norwegian women, who does not like even. She is good at school, but does not like school.

"omg is Ea Helen , she is so #cool", "so super cool girl"!

by kulim December 16, 2021


Helen Smith

A rancid and cretinous mound of blue waffle. Can't help but reference it's trivial psychology degree. Completely full of shit, hated by all.

Can I spread eagle for inspection, I think I have Helen Smith?

Check my anus dude, I think I have H.

Make my swamp great again!

I'm is education, my iq 85, itz good.

by Sean Carrington May 22, 2020