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What happens when you somehow smash the screen of your cellphone and the pixels get all fucked up in a certain area. Pretty soon the fucked-up pixels spread to the entire screen; kinda like herpes.
My friend's little brother left his cell phone in the back pocket of his skinny jeans and sat on it. It now has Phone Herpes.
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The act of doing something uncalled for, and or stupid, that relates nothing to the matter at hand.
Guy #1: Yo bro! Did you go to that concert last night?
Guy#2: Yeah! Fo Sho!
Girl: Hey guys! Do you wanna sign my petition to take soda out of the vending machine?!
Both Guys: Girl. Leave us alone, and quit Herp-a-Derpin'
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Far worse than the traditional herpes simplex. This is a case of herpes infecting both genitalia and mouth. So it is some nastee stuff. Steer clear.
You don't want that chick, she's a walking case of herpes duplex.
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Another, lesser known name for a special person. Meant to be as offensive as the word retard. Though it can be used as universally as the word "fuck" such as "Quit being a such herp-a-derp" or "go be a herp-a-derp somewhere else". however the word can be butchered to be simply "herp" or "derp". Although some "herp-a-derps" will reverse the word and say "Derp-a-herp". Saying "Herp-a-derp" as a question changes the meaning to "A retard?" or "That Retard?".
"you herp-a-derp", "Herp-a-derp?", "What the Herp-a-derp?",
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When someone is so fucking stupid, you think their brain has been infected by a sexually transmitted disease.
Frank, what the fuck are you talking about? You've got some serious herpes of the brain, you fucking twit.
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Genital Herpes that is being treated with medication.
WHORE: I heard you have Genital Herpes.
PROSTITUTE: I DID, but I went to the Doctor, so now I just have Gentle Herpes.
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When you hook up with someone who has an outbreak, and they make out with you, give you oral, and a rim job, you get herpes everywhere and it becomes super herpes.
Dude, that chick last night did everything to me, but turns out she had herpes now I got super herpes.
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