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The revered and feared penguin god who reigns in the Artic Circle. The Holy Pengiun sits on a throne made of ice, and eats the herring that the lesser penguins, bring in as triubte to the Holy Tuxedod One.
The holiest day for Penguin worshippers is December 21, the first day of winter, in which, in honor of the great Holy Penguin, we eat nothing but herring for a week, and on the eve of December 21, the Great Penguin rises out of the Artic Ocean flies across the world, giving presents to the good little children of the world
The Holy Penguin is an example of himself
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When you're in a family friendly setting and want to say holy shit and sheesh at the same time.
Person A: Look at this!
Person B: HOLY SHEESH
A combination of holy shit and the fuck.
I was at the store when suddenly a chicken that a woman bought was still alive.
I was like HOLY THE FUCK
An exclamation said when referring to something very cool
"Holy cool! look at that iPhone!"
"You can actually do that?! HOLY COOL!"
The best way to describe that one friend in the group that is the nicest and the most inocent. The one who doesn't judge the dumb shit you get the group to do or talk about.
is usually very quirky
A meme aficionado.
Me: says "heck"
Holy boi: says nothing but "banned"
We laugh
something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed
Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?
Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!
This exclamation is shouted by a person of European or Caucasian descent when a person of African descent performs an act that is considered great.
When Oprah performed an abortion on herself, the doctor shouted "Holy Blackerel!"