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a "homeless person's" sign can only say 'god bless' it CANNOT say, 'god bless YOU'!!
space alien seeking $$ -god bless! is an example of homeless person's law
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Something you do when you have no money and are really lonely.
Go to any wal*mart and find a scruffy guy. you will most likely be having homeless butt sex later.
There are two levels of homeless butt sex:
scruffy: this is the most common kind of homeless butt sex. you can switch it up every so offten but the real thing is the best.
ripped-shit: this level of homeless butt sex will happen when the guy is very much pissed off about everything and just needs to get off.
You can have much of this at bible study on Wednesday nights.
Dude, I need some homeless butt sex right now...
I have no money, i guess its another night of homeless butt sex.
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Having dangerous unprotected sex with homeless guys. Mostly done for charity.
I'm fucking homeless guys to boost up my resume for applying for a job at a local non profit.
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1) This is that guy/gall who sits on a corner and offers blowjobs for cash.
2) The type of person to sit on a street corner pretending to be homeless, when they're not, to get money.
3) Some retard who dresses homeless and lets his/her hair grow out just to look homeless for a joke. These people are
often somehow even MORE retarded than the people above
1) "Dude, some gay faggot just offered to give me a blowjob!"
"Oh, so you finally met the local homeless suck-off, Uncle Schmunkle?"
2) "Dude, I just saw Uncle Schmunkle sitting on a street corner asking for money! What a homeless suck-off!"
3) "Bruh, Taylor is such a homeless suck-off. He looks homeless and makes jokes about being homeless. It's like, dude, we
get it, your not fucking funny, but you don't have to rub it in our faces. Get a fucking haircut and get a jacket that
doesn't have holes in it. Jesus fucking christ.
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It's liquid DFE(1,1,-difluoroethane) that's commonly sold in certain stores as computer duster. It is used when neither dry ice or liquid nitrogen is obtainable. It's usually used for science, to freeze things, or just for fun cooling thermometers, water, or some insects. The computer duster can is used for dusting off the dust from computers using the DFE gas. however, when turned upside-down, it provides a frostbite causing super-cold liquid that's -25 degrees Celsius(-12 degrees Fahrenheit) or colder. It is sometimes(very very rarely) used to try to liquefy formaldehyde or other gases, but due to the toxicity of these gases, a gas mask is recommended. It can liquefy butane, a far less toxic, but highly flammable gas. Getting Homeless man's liquid nitrogen on skin can be deadly, as frostbite can occur. It's a cryogenic liquid.
Dude, I just froze some cockroaches, a container of water, and liquefied a gas using Homeless man's liquid nitrogen.
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This term is most commonly reffered to the guy on the sidewalk off one of the exits out of a wal-mart parking lot. He carries with him a pathetic character, usually a dog, old clothes, a sack or backpack, and, lastly, a sign that sometimes has words spelled wrong, consisting of phrases such as Work for Money, Need Help (well duh!), or Need money for food (this is most common, and most likely means i need money to get alcohol or else i might sober and do something with my life). Most people, usually pass this person by, knowing he won't do anything but spend their money on beers at the tavern, and be back out on the sidewalk in a day or two. The real assholes just buy them food, and piss the homeless guy off.
I saw that Wal-Mart Homeless Guy out there again, and almost felt bad, but then i realized he has no motivation, and will buy drugs or alcohol, so I just decided to keep my money, and use it on things of accomplishment not pity.
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A motto that only the best of the partiers live by; to one day live the ultimate party; An excuse to party non-stop or term used when partying a lot
Guy1: Dude we need to throw another party tomorrow.
Guy2: But we threw one last night.
Guy1: Dude, "party 'til you're homeless", there's always time to party!!