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porch honky

People who sit in the garage at zatch house and fire bottle rockets at the rap studio next door while drinking foties and box of win.

The porch honky should get off his ass and get a job.

by Mr. Cracka August 25, 2006

41๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


the honky tonk

do girl from behind at top of stairs or balcony. Upon finishing your business have her turn her head to look at you. Pick up acoustic guitar and smack her in the head with it. (DUUUM) Watch her fall down stairs or off balcony.

by Jagger July 29, 2003

10๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Honky of the Bonky

A sexually transmitted disease.

I got honky of the bonky from sleeping with that skeeze last week.

by EDoubleDouble September 16, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Honky Chick

Honky Chick (or honkey chick) is a Jive term for 'little woman'.
It can be used as a nickname to combat being called a 'mule child' or when someone laughs at a pain in your knee.
However it is not a reccomended nickname for a girl you wish to like you as they will probably take it as an insult.

Ash: Hey mule child!
Stephen: Hey Honky Chick! Right on!
Ash: Not s'coo bro!

by BlandKitten December 10, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


honky tonk

1.) a form of southern ragtyme piano playing, 2.) the sound one makes while squeezin' boobies; both are used by extreme rednecks

"Hey, flip the switch on the self playing piano. I wanna hear me some drinkin' music!"

"Hey, baby! Come on over and we's have a honky tonkin good time!"

by Pete October 7, 2003

42๐Ÿ‘ 113๐Ÿ‘Ž


Honky Tonk

At the culmination of coitus (preferably doggy-style) you retrieve your banjo, lift it over your shoulder and bring it down upon your present partners head. The dossal tones that will emanate from this southern harp will remind one of a honky tonk.

-a slight variation would be to sing a country or blue grass line (instrumental or vocal) before impact.

Most girls don't care for country or blue grass, but everyone enjoys a good honky tonk.

-Hey Jen, where did that bump come from?

-One of the 12 guys I screwed for money gave me a honky tonk.

by J. Cooper December 28, 2005

61๐Ÿ‘ 181๐Ÿ‘Ž


honky black

when a young black person attempts to act or portray, if you will, a caucasian person. see also uncle tom, or oreo.

"he walks around like a damn honky black"

by wigger October 7, 2003

10๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž