Come here let’s do some horizontal aerobics
When someone shuns a group of people while also being in another group of people with the same attributes as the former.
Guy 1: I hate Minecraft fans! They're all kids and cringe.
Guy 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same kind of comments? You're such a horizontal hypocrite dude.
someone who is in a group that's mischaracterized by many people, but they themselves mischaracterize other groups
Person 1: I hate Minecraft fans. They're all annoying kids.
Person 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same amount of unwanted hate? You're such a horizontal hypocrite.
To maintain a causal relationship with someone
"What about you and them? What's going on there?"
"We just keepin' it horizontal."
A term used when someone has a Sexual intercourse on a bed
bro Sam and glasses girl are in my house shaking violently, they doin the horizontal tango
WHAT IS SAY TO ALL THE LADIES
SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS BITCH
OMG THERE SO BIG
I KNOW NOW SHUT UP AND SUCK THEM
When a woman is on the bottom while performing 69 (sex posision ). The Man is in such a state of arousal he becomes limp forcing all of his weight and manhood on her face and into her mouth causing her to gag.
Turn turn around so we can do the horizontal gag.