craigslist hose

Relates to a person that has so many kinks its unimaginable

(also relates to a cheap hose that easily kinks up)

Kendall is such a craigslist hose, she has so many kinks that she doesn't know what she's in to.

The Water Hose

You perform the water hose when you drink while taking a piss, therefore pulling water from a source and giving it as well.

Dammit Makenzieleigh, thank you so much for this camelback, I'm so hyrdrated I can do the water hose on the go.

hose painter

Jonny

Jonny is such a hose painter

man hose

A penis, it usually always sprays cum around.

I used my man hose to put out the fire on her tits.

Hose fiend

One who fiends for the hose (dick).

That guy was a total hose fiend. He could never get enough.

bust a hose

the act of urinating for a man

Hurry up and get to a bathroom, I need to bust a hose.

hose rag

a dirty, loose taint that looks wrinkly like old people skin

Dude, your mom has done some serious "playtime" cause her vadge was such a hose rag