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An ironic riposte to an emotional or invective-laden tirade, meaning, more or less, "You've achieved the maximum of outrage."
So you say the teacher is a festering, mold-encrusted, reeking squid.
Now tell us how you really feel!
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When someone does something fucked up and intentional. Can also be taken as a joke sometimes.
Don: "Hey man, I kicked your shoes because it was in my way."
Ron: "Really bro, that's how you feel?"
Don: "It was an accident dude..."
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Something someone says while one peraon is on urban dictionary and another is on videi chat
how about you look up another word while I go wash my face
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One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.
The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.
The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..
fable white lie
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Used when someone does something completely fuckin' amazing.
JD: "I just got a 100 on my pre-calc test!"
Me: "Woah...that's how you make a shoe."
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Gaming terminology to describe the act of getting killed numerous times over, gifting the other team an easy win.
Often associated with ' You're A Colin '.
Ending the round with double-figure deaths & the solitary kill - it doesn't matter how many times you die
It’s basically means if a cheats on his gf with you he is most likely to cheat on you with a new girl
kamyrn : he said our secret relationship stays between us
me : okay but if he cheat on her what makes you think he gon stay loyal to you , you ain’t neve heard of you get them how you lose them ?
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