Army of Hurt

When you configure all the players in a videogame to use the same controller scheme, thus controlling all the characters at once with a single controller.

The practice is easily accomplished on arcade game emulators.

"Are you playing this game online?" "No, I'm controlling all four characters at once--I'm bringing the Army of Hurt."

The Shredder didn't stand a chance in single player when he figured out how to bring the Army of Hurt by controlling all four Ninja Turtles with the same game pad.

Magneto didn't stand a chance when the Army of Hurt unleashed their super moves.

book-hurt

when a book renders you in a state of immense sadness and melancholy.

" Dear oh dear, I'm afraid this story has caused masive book-hurt"

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Hurt Box

Narco/junkie slang for the "crash" after a big high - when you are coming down hard, in physical and mental discomfort, and really have a craving to get another fix so you can feel better. Also, sometimes written as hurtbox

Man, I'm really in my hurt box right now, if I don't score a fix soon, I think I'm gonna die.

butt-hurt

Taking offense at something and getting pissy and dramatic about it.

I farted in her face and she got all butt-hurt.

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butt-hurt

its like being mad about something dumb and making it a big deal

Don't get all butt-hurt about it snowing!!!

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caps hurt

When you get upset with someone via text or email and you start responding in all capital letters.

My boss cant handle criticism very well so he started responding to my text all caps hurt.

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hurt attack

verbal, emotional or physical abuse.

every Time i see you, i always get chest pains. because you always hurl a 'hurt attack' at me.

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