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where it hurts

In a boy's / man's case, then nuts / balls, head or asshole.

In a girl's, / woman's case, that can be her titties / boobies, head, or asshole.

Boy 2: Girl 1 kicked Boy 1 where it hurts! What a bitch-ass mothafucka!
Girl 1: I kicked Boy 1 where it hurts because he kicked me where it hurts.
Boy 2: Oh ok.

by RetroGalacticGamer April 5, 2020


Can't hurt

When you are asked a question and you agree because you don't see any reason not to.

"Would you like me to show you how to mine Bitcoin?"

"Can't hurt!"

by therocker83 July 18, 2021


Hurt Bagel

A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.

Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."

by Stephan422 June 10, 2014


butt-hurt

Taking offense at something and getting pissy and dramatic about it.

I farted in her face and she got all butt-hurt.

by The Kid! June 18, 2004

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butt-hurt

its like being mad about something dumb and making it a big deal

Don't get all butt-hurt about it snowing!!!

by Horney Lopez December 17, 2007

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mess of hurt

noun, an overwhelming barrage of bad news or emotional or physical pain.

"Sean was in a mess of hurt when he learned that not only was his ex-girlfriend pregrant, but that her new man wanted to beat him up for his transgression."

by Storm Gifford April 25, 2006

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caps hurt

When you get upset with someone via text or email and you start responding in all capital letters.

My boss cant handle criticism very well so he started responding to my text all caps hurt.

by Superbrant June 8, 2014

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