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A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.
Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."
Taking offense at something and getting pissy and dramatic about it.
I farted in her face and she got all butt-hurt.
Someone who just plains Sucks! Someone you dont like! Isn't good at something! Or something you Disagree with
He Hurts the Worst!
I hurt at basketball!
Her music hurts the Worst
its like being mad about something dumb and making it a big deal
Don't get all butt-hurt about it snowing!!!
When you get upset with someone via text or email and you start responding in all capital letters.
My boss cant handle criticism very well so he started responding to my text all caps hurt.
verbal, emotional or physical abuse.
every Time i see you, i always get chest pains. because you always hurl a 'hurt attack' at me.
The general sense of dejection and disappointment that follows failure, or
A dejected and defeated person.
Don't get all hurt monkey on us.
Danny has been nonstop hurt monkey since Lindsey turned him down.