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Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?
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Phrase that allows a person to see what is on the Marauder's Map. Told to Harry Potter by Fred and George Weasley
"When you want to open the map, say I solemnly swear I am up to no good; to close it, say mischief managed.
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i walked into a bar and saw lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanoawoooabhu😃bauegbfeygufuoegvfosavedfadjjahhelpmepleasei-i-i isubtobelugahnfdeiaaaeeewhyeeayyyyyyyyeahbaby123456789😃
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“I solemnly swear I am up to no good”
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The “i love you I LOVE YOU” kiss is a kiss that is so passionate and meaningful that it screams the words “I love you” without even speaking.
“My favorite kind of kiss is the i love you, I LOVE YOU kiss”
A funny euphemism for suicide not used by todays' younguns.
Jake: When I fall over, I jump over!
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Jake: *jumps over the edge of the bridge and makes intimate sexual contact between the atoms of his body and the concrete 200ft below*
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
a phrase used when not knowing your opinion on something
1: hey what do you think of ____
2: do I look like I fukin know