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a roast that's slightly outdated, but still a great comeback
Theo: Ha, you suck at badminton!
Bob: Imagine.
A sarcastic insult used by people who know they're not cool but try and shame other for not being uncool like them.
Imagine looking at Urban Dictionary. Couldn't be me.
"I just finished my chores for the day," says Bobby
"Wow, imagine being a sweat. What a try-hard," says Jimmy
"Sorry that I'm not lazy and stupid like you"
"I got 100% in all my classes"
"Imagine being a nerd"
"Imagine being so stupid you're not even smart enough to be ashamed of being stupid."
Sarcastic insult to someone doing things that are dead.
“imagine using Skype in 2023”
“Imagine dying in a tycoon game”
“Imagine brain.exe has stopped working”
“Imagine playing fall guys in 2023”
“Imagine having room temperature IQ”
In a slang way, it's basically like a sarcastic comeback
Jake : I'm gay
John : Imagine being gay
Thinking about it and predicting what will happen in the future.
EG One: Imagine if you got a driver's license if you were exactly 16 years old.
EG Two: Imagine if you free-fell in a very old elevator. That would be frightening!
(EG stands for "example".)
YoU cAn'T iMaGiNe SoMeThInG mOrE hOrRiFiC tHaN wHaT aCtUaLlY hApPnEd iN tHe SoViEt UnIoN!
Hym "WRONG! How wrong were we on that one!? HAHAHA! The wrongest wrong you could have possibly wronged! I can imagine an INFINITE number of things more horrific than that and I can do it forever. That's why I would be the last one you'd want to kill the creature. And as you can tell from my hyper-text, I'm I bit of a one-ups-man so each one will be more horrific than the last. It isn't funny what you're doing here. The shit isn't funny. You made worse an already fucked up situation and you did if intentionally. And for what? How would a paternity come out? Did I do that? If he gives her another call does he ruin another marriage?"
Imagine searching up a word for memes
Me: Imagine TIMESTOP on Mr president skill issue SP: TW and still lost
SP:TW: LOL NEEDS TURTLE IMAGINE COUNTERING MY BD TO BE 0 DMG SKILL ISSUE