whine one one

The number you dial when calling a wahmbulance for someone that is whining.

"My girlfriend just broke up with me and my mom just died. I think I'm going to go stand in front of an oncoming train"
"Would you like me to call a wahmbulance? Dial whine one one?"

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onE

The first number you learn in school, tht is, if you went there...

-now erapeat after me kids: one, two, three, four...

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One of them Ones

A person, male or female that was born with a superior complex apart from others. Not a corny or lame person. One who stands out amongst others. The 1% of the 1% of human beings on planet Earth. NOT A LAME.

“That boy John really One of them Ones fr.”
“McDowell been One of them Ones since birth.”
“On a scale from 1-10, I am a 1 cause I’m One of them Ones.”

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one-to-one marketing

A way that a Web site personalizes its service based on information it gathers from you electronically.

Amazon knows what services to offer you based on its one-to-one marketing.

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One

The number of ring(s) that rule them all.

The one ring to rule them all....

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ons

it means “on a set.” you use it if something is true

Messages ....
Madison : Yooo they are couple goals *sends a picture*
Jay : ons

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ONS

ONS is an abbreviation for "Over Night Studying", SON can also be used in some occasions. It is an action held by most, if not all, petroleum engineering students. It has been well known through out time, that this habit is to be practiced before major exams, and even quizes. According to new Petroleum engineering students, ONS is a sacred retual, that every -successful to be- engineer should experience!

"Normal student Helal" : Ughh, Got a midterm tomorrow, ONS :D ??

2 years later..

"ADMA executive manager HaLool :3" : SON was worth it alright :3!

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